YOU ARE BEING PROCESSED BY THE OSCILLATUM. YOU WILL BE DELIVERED TO THE DISCONTINUITY WHERE [NOMINATIVE PRONOUN] WILL ASSESS YOU FOR INSERTION INTO THE METANARRATIVE. 

THIS PROCESS CAN BE UNPLEASANT, PLEASE KEEP YOUR HEAD INSIDE THE OSCILLATUM AT ALL TIMES, OBJECTS IN THE REAR VIEW MIRROR MAY NOT BELONG ON YOUR DIMENSIONAL PLANE. 

DO NOT LOOK AT THESE OBJECTS. 

DO NOT FEED THEM. 

EVEN IF THEY PLEAD. 

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